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figs_sg1_rec) wrote2006-04-02 04:33 pm
figs_sg1_rec) wrote2006-04-02 04:33 pm
Lost in Translation, by Vathara (PG)
Rec Category: gen
Pairing: none
Categories: team, gen, adventure, humor
Warning: alien-influenced hormones run amok
Author on LJ: unknown
Author's Website: Vathara's stories at FF.net
Link: Lost in Translation
Why This Must Be Read: Hilariously funny, everyone delightfully in character despite the rather precarious circumstances, exploring through the Stargate with a solid mythological background and skeletons in the Asgard closet… Really, what’s not to love?
A Goa’uld plots to bring down the Tau’ri with a terrible weapon, but fails to read the directions properly first. The ensuing chaos nearly destroys the SGC; SG-1 manages to save the day, but not before the confectionary sugar goes flying and the team ends up traipsing through the ‘Gate handcuffed to each other out of necessity. By Daniel’s instigation.
Set sometime in late season three; after FIAD, but before Shades of Grey, as Makepeace has a delicious cameo. Poor guy.
"So." Jack rattled the cuffs; darn, double-locked. What did you expect? a sane corner of his mind pointed out. You don't catch SG-1 the same way twice. If Danny didn't notice, Teal'c sure would've. "We tell everybody to put on safety glasses, and we go rabbit-hunting. Any ideas how we catch this thing?"
Pairing: none
Categories: team, gen, adventure, humor
Warning: alien-influenced hormones run amok
Author on LJ: unknown
Author's Website: Vathara's stories at FF.net
Link: Lost in Translation
Why This Must Be Read: Hilariously funny, everyone delightfully in character despite the rather precarious circumstances, exploring through the Stargate with a solid mythological background and skeletons in the Asgard closet… Really, what’s not to love?
A Goa’uld plots to bring down the Tau’ri with a terrible weapon, but fails to read the directions properly first. The ensuing chaos nearly destroys the SGC; SG-1 manages to save the day, but not before the confectionary sugar goes flying and the team ends up traipsing through the ‘Gate handcuffed to each other out of necessity. By Daniel’s instigation.
Set sometime in late season three; after FIAD, but before Shades of Grey, as Makepeace has a delicious cameo. Poor guy.
"So." Jack rattled the cuffs; darn, double-locked. What did you expect? a sane corner of his mind pointed out. You don't catch SG-1 the same way twice. If Danny didn't notice, Teal'c sure would've. "We tell everybody to put on safety glasses, and we go rabbit-hunting. Any ideas how we catch this thing?"
"Cookies," Janet said decisively.
"Cookies?" the colonel repeated. Maybe Danny'd hit him harder than he thought.
The doctor nodded. "When Naomi helped me bring Warner in... it apparently attacked him for his cookies."
"We must lure the creature into containment," Teal'c stated, unrolling a floorplan of the SGC over the table. "It must be insulated, yet small enough to transport through the Stargate."
"Sam might have an idea for that, if we can catch her," Daniel put in. "Or some of SG-7 ought to still be safe."
"I know where Sgt. Siler keeps the foam rolls," Harriman added hesitantly.
Weaving free fingers with manacled ones, Colonel O'Neill listened to the others hammer out a plan. Stargate Command. Earth's portal to the stars. First, last, and best line of defense against the scum of the universe.And they were going to use cookies to lure a bouncing yellow rabbit into a rubber-lined box.
Jack buried his head in his hands. "Okay, kids. It's official. This is a lousy day."