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figs_sg1_recRec Category: Humor
Categories: Daniel, Sam, Teal'c, Vala, Mitchell, Cassie, post-series
Warnings: reference to assault
Author on LJ:lolmac
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bethinexile
Link: The Cat Came Back and The Cat Came Back Again
Why This Must Be Read: This hilarious sendup of Ascension began as commentfic from Thothmes and was expanded into a full-blown, delicious-beyond-words story by Beth. Take typical cat traits and add Ascended Daniel to the mix, and you get... well, this! Laugh-out-loud antics that are still perfectly in character, from visits to Jack in Washington to harassing Mitchell in his dress uniform. Add Sam as head of the SGC and Vala and Teal'c and Cassie for good measure, tie up a loose end from Ark of Truth, and you end up with a marvelously entertaining story that I just couldn't wait to rec.
Edit: And for Thothmes' hilarious Jack-and-Daniel (and Nyan!) epilogue, don't miss this!
Jack emailed later that day, mentioning that removing the shoe had worked again, thank yew, but the mouse was still creepy. He emailed again the day afterwards, to report that the mouse had been left on his pillow this time, and it still looked vaguely familiar. ‘Pretty sure it’s not the head of the Appropriations Committee. If I ask Daniel nicely, maybe the next one will be?’
Teal’c stopped by Sam’s office the following afternoon to consult with her about the relative merits of three different catnip mice.
“I have no idea if those will have any effect at all . . . ” she began.
Vala sashayed into the office without knocking. “Oh, they will. But you’ll have to leave Daniel alone with them. He’s much too dignified to touch them if you’re actually watching.”
“You tried?”
“Not exactly . . . I got Cameron to do it. I thought it’d be a little like coffee, you know. I thought Daniel must miss coffee.”
“That was most considerate of you. I too had the same concern.”
Categories: Daniel, Sam, Teal'c, Vala, Mitchell, Cassie, post-series
Warnings: reference to assault
Author on LJ:
lolmacAuthor's Website:
bethinexileLink: The Cat Came Back and The Cat Came Back Again
Why This Must Be Read: This hilarious sendup of Ascension began as commentfic from Thothmes and was expanded into a full-blown, delicious-beyond-words story by Beth. Take typical cat traits and add Ascended Daniel to the mix, and you get... well, this! Laugh-out-loud antics that are still perfectly in character, from visits to Jack in Washington to harassing Mitchell in his dress uniform. Add Sam as head of the SGC and Vala and Teal'c and Cassie for good measure, tie up a loose end from Ark of Truth, and you end up with a marvelously entertaining story that I just couldn't wait to rec.
Edit: And for Thothmes' hilarious Jack-and-Daniel (and Nyan!) epilogue, don't miss this!
Jack emailed later that day, mentioning that removing the shoe had worked again, thank yew, but the mouse was still creepy. He emailed again the day afterwards, to report that the mouse had been left on his pillow this time, and it still looked vaguely familiar. ‘Pretty sure it’s not the head of the Appropriations Committee. If I ask Daniel nicely, maybe the next one will be?’
Teal’c stopped by Sam’s office the following afternoon to consult with her about the relative merits of three different catnip mice.
“I have no idea if those will have any effect at all . . . ” she began.
Vala sashayed into the office without knocking. “Oh, they will. But you’ll have to leave Daniel alone with them. He’s much too dignified to touch them if you’re actually watching.”
“You tried?”
“Not exactly . . . I got Cameron to do it. I thought it’d be a little like coffee, you know. I thought Daniel must miss coffee.”
“That was most considerate of you. I too had the same concern.”
