Z is for Zat'(some'thing), by Suzanne (G)
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figs_sg1_recRec Category: Sam and Teal’c friendship
Pairing: none
Categories: Sam and Teal’c friendship, Samantha Carter, Teal’c, gen, humor, episode related
Warnings: gleeful mockery of canon ahead!
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
suzannemarie
Author's Website: unknown
Link: Z is for Zat'(some'thing)
Why This Must Be Read: Because Teal'c is the best straight-faced liar ever, and Sam goes along for the ride. Because Teal'c can make the most outrageous statements with such certainty that you can't help but believe him... and then he can do it all over again.
Suzanne does a delightful job of tweaking canon and saluting the marvelous rapport between Sam and Teal'c. Go read, and enjoy!
Teal’c’s stoic exterior covered his rapid thinking. After some consideration, he adopted an air of confusion. “Zat’nik’tel’s have never made things disappear,” he said.
“Yes they did,” Daniel answered.
“You are mistaken Daniel Jackson,” Teal’c said firmly.
“No,” Jack said. “I distinctly remember a time when three shots from a zat made things disappear.”
“You are mistaken,” Teal’c said again. He spoke with such assurance that the others began to look uncertain.
“Carter, you remember a time when zats disintegrated things, right?” Jack asked incredulously.
“Yes I do.”
“Any explanations?”
“No. I’ve wondered about this too.”
“Zats have never made things vanish,” Teal’c reiterated.
“All three of us are wrong?” Jack demanded.
“Indeed.”
Teal’c locked eyes briefly with Sam, who was sitting nearest to him. A flicker of sudden, silent understanding passed between them. Sam ducked her head to hide her smile. From the other side of the fire, the wordless communication was unnoticed by Jack and Daniel.
Pairing: none
Categories: Sam and Teal’c friendship, Samantha Carter, Teal’c, gen, humor, episode related
Warnings: gleeful mockery of canon ahead!
Author on LJ:
suzannemarieAuthor's Website: unknown
Link: Z is for Zat'(some'thing)
Why This Must Be Read: Because Teal'c is the best straight-faced liar ever, and Sam goes along for the ride. Because Teal'c can make the most outrageous statements with such certainty that you can't help but believe him... and then he can do it all over again.
Suzanne does a delightful job of tweaking canon and saluting the marvelous rapport between Sam and Teal'c. Go read, and enjoy!
Teal’c’s stoic exterior covered his rapid thinking. After some consideration, he adopted an air of confusion. “Zat’nik’tel’s have never made things disappear,” he said.
“Yes they did,” Daniel answered.
“You are mistaken Daniel Jackson,” Teal’c said firmly.
“No,” Jack said. “I distinctly remember a time when three shots from a zat made things disappear.”
“You are mistaken,” Teal’c said again. He spoke with such assurance that the others began to look uncertain.
“Carter, you remember a time when zats disintegrated things, right?” Jack asked incredulously.
“Yes I do.”
“Any explanations?”
“No. I’ve wondered about this too.”
“Zats have never made things vanish,” Teal’c reiterated.
“All three of us are wrong?” Jack demanded.
“Indeed.”
Teal’c locked eyes briefly with Sam, who was sitting nearest to him. A flicker of sudden, silent understanding passed between them. Sam ducked her head to hide her smile. From the other side of the fire, the wordless communication was unnoticed by Jack and Daniel.
