Five Times Daniel Almost Left The SGC, by Fyere (PG)

Rec Category: Daniel Jackson
Pairing: none
Categories: Daniel Jackson, gen, humor, team
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: fyere
Author's Website: unknown
Link: Five Times Daniel Almost Left The SGC

Why This Must Be Read: In this fun five things, Fyere gives us five times Daniel tried leave the SGC - not in terms of quitting, but in terms of actually walking out the door!

Whether it's elaborate dancing rituals or Vala-inflicted bracelets or Janet in Napoleonic mode, poor Daniel can't quite seem to make it all the way to the elevator. Even heroes have days like these!


Of course, when he was five feet from the elevator door and already had his card out to swipe, the alarm sounded. The annoying red warning lights flared to life. And Walter's voice came over the intercom - "Attention, all SGC personnel. We are on lockdown. Repeat, the SGC is on lockdown as of this moment due to a potential outbreak of alien infection. Do not leave the base. Repeat, do not leave the base, but report to the infirmary immediately for testing -"

"Damn it," said Daniel, shoving his card back into his pocket and scowling. "I was almost out, too."