Z is for Zat'(some'thing), by Suzanne (G)

Rec Category: Sam and Teal’c friendship
Pairing: none
Categories: Sam and Teal’c friendship, Samantha Carter, Teal’c, gen, humor, episode related
Warnings: gleeful mockery of canon ahead!
Author on LJ: suzannemarie
Author's Website: unknown
Link: Z is for Zat'(some'thing)

Why This Must Be Read: Because Teal'c is the best straight-faced liar ever, and Sam goes along for the ride. Because Teal'c can make the most outrageous statements with such certainty that you can't help but believe him... and then he can do it all over again.

Suzanne does a delightful job of tweaking canon and saluting the marvelous rapport between Sam and Teal'c. Go read, and enjoy!

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