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Rec Category: Teal'c and Vala friendship

Categories: humor, Teal'c, Vala, team, original characters
Warnings: none
Author's Journal: [personal profile] holdouttrout
Author's Website: [archiveofourown.org profile] holdouttrout
Link: Ten Easy Steps Toward Piracy

Why This Must Be Read: It's a technical alien conspiracy!

Okay, it's really Teal'c and Vala vs. the Ori and the Orici, with Vala doing everything short of donning an eyepatch in her quest to be a really good pirate...

Great Teal'c POV, Vala at her shameless best, and a great romp - bother figuratively and literally.



“Good move,” Vala stage-whispered, “We might be able to incite a mutiny.”

She was being particularly obtuse about the pirate thing.

She insisted they find suitable outfits. Teal'c raised his eyebrow, but allowed her to dress him in a loose white shirt and the same drab pants everyone else was wearing around here. He didn't ask where she found the boots, or the bandanna she tied around his head--

“To disguise that distinctive tattoo,” she said, a little breathily, but Teal'c was used to her and paid it no attention.

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