Bureaucracy, by LunaLateNight (PG)
Mar. 9th, 2021 07:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
figs_sg1_recRec Category: Humor
Categories: general!Jack, Sam, Daniel, OCs
Warnings: none
Author's Journal: unknown
Author's Website:![[archiveofourown.org profile]](https://p.dreamwidth.org/b164c54b26e4/-/archiveofourown.org/favicon.ico)
lunalatenight
Link: Bureaucracy
Why This Must Be Read: Shiny gleeful fic with general!Jack and deadpan SGC shenanigans for the WIN.
...Are you still here? :)
“Did you know there’s a form for Body Transformation?”
“Oh hello Jack. Yes, I saw that. Did SG-7 fill one out already? We were never that prompt with our paperwork.”
“You don’t think it’s weird that we have a form for that, Daniel?”
“Considering the other forms we have? No. Now form SGC08-1089C, that one I kind of take personally. But after the variety of physical changes we’ve seen over the years it seems overdue.”
“Yeah, OK, there have been some incidents. But they were all resolved.”
“Oh, I think there’s been enough to say there’s a pattern. You want a list?”
“No, that’s alright. You eating lunch on base today?”
Daniel turns back to his translation, “I think I’ll be working through lunch to get this finished. But Sam is around, I think.”
General O’Neill goes back to his office. Before resuming his work clearing the inbox he calls up form SGC08-1089C: Petition for Back Pay while Ascended (Civilian Contractor). Yeah, Daniel has a point there. Someone in Accounting is incredibly passive-aggressive.
Categories: general!Jack, Sam, Daniel, OCs
Warnings: none
Author's Journal: unknown
Author's Website:
Link: Bureaucracy
Why This Must Be Read: Shiny gleeful fic with general!Jack and deadpan SGC shenanigans for the WIN.
...Are you still here? :)
“Did you know there’s a form for Body Transformation?”
“Oh hello Jack. Yes, I saw that. Did SG-7 fill one out already? We were never that prompt with our paperwork.”
“You don’t think it’s weird that we have a form for that, Daniel?”
“Considering the other forms we have? No. Now form SGC08-1089C, that one I kind of take personally. But after the variety of physical changes we’ve seen over the years it seems overdue.”
“Yeah, OK, there have been some incidents. But they were all resolved.”
“Oh, I think there’s been enough to say there’s a pattern. You want a list?”
“No, that’s alright. You eating lunch on base today?”
Daniel turns back to his translation, “I think I’ll be working through lunch to get this finished. But Sam is around, I think.”
General O’Neill goes back to his office. Before resuming his work clearing the inbox he calls up form SGC08-1089C: Petition for Back Pay while Ascended (Civilian Contractor). Yeah, Daniel has a point there. Someone in Accounting is incredibly passive-aggressive.
