figs_sg1_rec: (humor)
figs_sg1_rec ([personal profile] figs_sg1_rec) wrote2020-07-08 03:36 pm

Sleeping Dogs, by Pepper (G)

Rec Category: Paul Davis
Categories: Jack, George Hammond, humor
Warnings: none
Author's Journal: [personal profile] pepper
Author's Website: [archiveofourown.org profile] pepperf
Link: Sleeping Dogs

Why This Must Be Read: Paul Davis is a long-suffering saint and Jack is the worst administrator ever.

Neither of those statements is news, but this fun little ficlet is just extra confirmation!


"Colonel O'Neill, it has come to my attention that you allow your mind to wander during the monthly Operations Functionality Meeting. Last month you were actually heard to snore."

"But sir, I-"

"And when nudged awake by Walter, you then spent the subsequent two hours doodling on your notepad."

"But I-"

Five pages of doodles were slapped down on General Hammond's desk, somewhat crossly. Colonel O'Neill sighed.

"Guess I'll start paying attention, sir," he said, sadly.

"You do that, Colonel."
fignewton: (jack dark and stormy mission)

[personal profile] fignewton 2020-07-08 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad I could make you smile! Well, that Pepper could, anyway. :D