Scuttlebutt Says, by Element78 (PG)
Oct. 22nd, 2012 12:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
figs_sg1_recRec Category: Humor
Categories: Daniel, Landry, team
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: unknown
Author's Website: Element78 on FF.net
Link: Scuttlebutt Says
Why This Must Be Read: Read this for the sheer joy of knowing that even after the series ends, SG-1 is still going through the Gate with ensuing wacky hijinks...
Cam still touches what he shouldn't, Daniel is nearly driven to distraction, and Landry is amazingly likable. There are great contributions from Vala and Teal'c, with appearances from minor characters such as Bill Lee, Carolyn Lam, and Walter the Chevron Guy. Add a cameo of Sam-in-Atlantis at the end for the crowning touch to a hugely entertaining story that will make you love SG-1 all over again!
"What's the nature of the emergency?" Walter asks. There's more of that noise- hissing, spitting, buzzing, like a bad TV connection. After a moment it goes silent and Teal'c answers.
"ColonelMitchell is currently under the effect on an alien device that has attached itself to his arm," the Jaffa reports. Jackson can be heard in the background, speaking in a low, soothing tone. That alone worries Landry- he's heard a two-hundred-pound Marine use that tone on a psychotic house cat and a brigadier general use it on his ex-mother-in-law.
"Is he hurt?" Carolyn's there now, leaning over Walter's shoulder.
"It does not appear so," Teal'c reports blandly. The static noise is pitched low now, almost as though it's muttering to itself. Landry is getting a very bad feeling about this.
"Can you ask him?" Carolyn demands. Teal'c's simple, brutal answer cuts through her ire.
"No."
"Let them through," Landry orders, because they won't get anywhere with Teal'c providing the details. By the time he's made it down to the gate room proper, SG-1 is halfway down the ramp.
None of them look the worse for the wear, although Vala has obviously been crying- with laughter, if her occasional bouts of giggles are any indication. Jackson looks strained and tired. Teal'c is impassive as ever, and Mitchell-
Mitchell does indeed have something on his arm. Landry had been thinking of the Goa'uld cuffs Vala had used on Jackson. Instead, it's a small grey box just above his left elbow, wires and cables holding it in place. Mitchell sees the general, instinctively stands up a little straighter, opens his mouth, and says-
"Kkek mrrkon frezzerit."
Categories: Daniel, Landry, team
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: unknown
Author's Website: Element78 on FF.net
Link: Scuttlebutt Says
Why This Must Be Read: Read this for the sheer joy of knowing that even after the series ends, SG-1 is still going through the Gate with ensuing wacky hijinks...
Cam still touches what he shouldn't, Daniel is nearly driven to distraction, and Landry is amazingly likable. There are great contributions from Vala and Teal'c, with appearances from minor characters such as Bill Lee, Carolyn Lam, and Walter the Chevron Guy. Add a cameo of Sam-in-Atlantis at the end for the crowning touch to a hugely entertaining story that will make you love SG-1 all over again!
"What's the nature of the emergency?" Walter asks. There's more of that noise- hissing, spitting, buzzing, like a bad TV connection. After a moment it goes silent and Teal'c answers.
"ColonelMitchell is currently under the effect on an alien device that has attached itself to his arm," the Jaffa reports. Jackson can be heard in the background, speaking in a low, soothing tone. That alone worries Landry- he's heard a two-hundred-pound Marine use that tone on a psychotic house cat and a brigadier general use it on his ex-mother-in-law.
"Is he hurt?" Carolyn's there now, leaning over Walter's shoulder.
"It does not appear so," Teal'c reports blandly. The static noise is pitched low now, almost as though it's muttering to itself. Landry is getting a very bad feeling about this.
"Can you ask him?" Carolyn demands. Teal'c's simple, brutal answer cuts through her ire.
"No."
"Let them through," Landry orders, because they won't get anywhere with Teal'c providing the details. By the time he's made it down to the gate room proper, SG-1 is halfway down the ramp.
None of them look the worse for the wear, although Vala has obviously been crying- with laughter, if her occasional bouts of giggles are any indication. Jackson looks strained and tired. Teal'c is impassive as ever, and Mitchell-
Mitchell does indeed have something on his arm. Landry had been thinking of the Goa'uld cuffs Vala had used on Jackson. Instead, it's a small grey box just above his left elbow, wires and cables holding it in place. Mitchell sees the general, instinctively stands up a little straighter, opens his mouth, and says-
"Kkek mrrkon frezzerit."
