More Trouble Than a Texas Twister, by Knightshade (PG-13)

 

Rec Category: Team

Pairing: none

Categories: team, gen, humor, Jack O’Neill, Daniel Jackson, Samantha Carter, Teal’c, Janet Fraiser

Warnings: very, very bored Jack, tiny bit of innuendo

Author on LJ: dknightshade

Author's Website: Knightshade's Garden

Link: More Trouble Than a Texas Twister

Why This Must Be Read: Imagine a bored Jack.

Imagine a bored Jack, stuck in a single room for a solid month.

Now imagine being stuck in that room with Jack...

In this hilarious story, Janet is forced to quarantine SG-1 in an isolation room after a trip off-world.. No one's very happy about it, but Jack apparently feels that if he's going to go insane, he's going to take the rest of the team with him.

There are Jack's attempts at practical jokes and cheating at cards and the battle over the laptop, not to mention my personal favorite, which is excerpted below. By the time you've finished reading this, you'll be laughing out loud - and thinking that Sam, Teal'c, and Daniel actually let Jack off easy!

( snippet of fic... )