Thank You for Your Patronage!, by Zorb (G)

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Rec Category: Sam and Daniel friendship
Categories: humor, ep related
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: zorb
Author's Website: lunatic_z
Link: Thank You for Your Patronage!

Why This Must Be Read: In the aftermath of Machello's hijacking of Daniel's body, a certain credit card bill arrives...

Friendship, wry humor, and resigned acceptance of life at the SGC all combine into a fic that will leave you with a smile!


Daniel snatched the phone receiver and dialed out to the diner. "Yes, hi, my name is Daniel Jackson. This is going to sound odd, but I need to speak to someone who was working on the day I came in two weeks ago." He gave the date and time listed on the bill and waited. "Hi, you probably don't remember me...Oh, you do...Did I?...That's very interesting. Thank you, you've been very helpful." He nodded at Sam in confirmation, then nearly dropped the phone as his eyes widened again. "Ah, that, uh, won't be necessary," he stammered. "Goodbye." It took him three tries to replace the receiver.

Sam tilted her head.

"I got the same hostess that was there two weeks ago. Apparently, 'I' declared that I was celebrating life, and I wanted everyone to, and she quoted, 'feast on me.'" He sighed.

"That's all she said?" Sam teased.

He sighed again and mumbled, "And she said if I came back and did it again, she might let me hit on her. Again."

Sam felt that Daniel was very patient in allowing her thirty seconds of uninterrupted laughter.