Certified and Certainly, by Tallulah Rasa (PG)

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Rec Category: Teamy goodness

Pairing: none
Categories: team, gen, friendship, humor, Janet Frasier, General Hammond
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: unknown
Author's Website: To Explore the Universe and Eat Pie
Link: Certified and Certainly (there is no direct link between the two)

Why This Must Be Read: These hilarious two fics are bookends for each other. In the first, SG-1 of S2 undergoes psychiatric evaluation; in the second, SG-1 of S7 does not. In both, there’s humor and friendship and great teamy goodness – and Nox that may or may not eat lox, and the inability to find any psychiatrist willing to even talk to Daniel any more – as pyschiatrists, doctors, and generals alike discover that SG-1 defies classification, comprehension, and convention.

While Tallulah Rasa has put these fics back up on her web page at my request, they weren’t written for me. Rather, they’re written for every teamy goodness fan who enjoys the wonderful banter and give-and-take that makes SG-1’s friendships with each other truly unique… and very, very funny. :)

"With all due respect—" Jack began.

"I'm sorry," General Hammond said.  "Those are the regulations.  If it's any consolation, the available evidence does seem to support the idea.  Relationships tend to fray after a certain number of years."

"I have seen a documentary on this very thing," Teal'c said.  "It was entitled, 'The Seven Year Itch'."

"That's a movie, Teal'c," Sam said, giving Jack a look.

"Hey, it wasn't me!" Jack said. 

"I saw it in the company of DanielJackson," Teal'c concurred.

"It has archeological significance…?" Jack asked, turning a look of his own on Daniel. 

"It has Marilyn Monroe," Daniel said with a smile and a small shrug.

It was Hammond who gave Daniel a look then, but Daniel didn't appear to notice.