Frolicking, by Jonah in the Whale (G)

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Rec Category: Teamy goodness

Pairing: none
Categories: team, gen, humor, fluff
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: unknown
Author's Website: Jonah in the Whale at Stargatefan
Link: Frolicking

Why This Must Be Read: This delightful classic has all four members of SG-1 in fine form, as they bravely tackle the mysterious dangers of a field of flowers offworld… or, as Sam suggests after watching a certain pair wrestling, the dangers of testosterone in overdrive.

Everyone gets just a little bit silly (except Teal'c, who is very Teal'cy) but there's nothing OTT or even hinting of parody here. Rather, it's just the team being themselves. Which, of course, means getting into trouble – even if it's relatively mild, in this case. 

Read this one and save it to your hard drive. You'll want to read it again, and grin.

 "Daniel, what are you doing with the camcorder? Daniel?"

"Historical record," called Daniel, adjusting the focus. Teal'c came into view on the zoom.

"Daniel! Leave off for a moment."

"Can I help it that you're choosing to take a rest while I'm doing my job?" This is for 'Plant Boy', Jack.

"Daniel, I'm warning you. Teal'c, help me up."

"Teal'c," called Sam, "hold him there!"

Teal'c suddenly disappeared from the frame, and Daniel looked up to see that he had once again flattened Jack.

"Teal'c! Get off me!"

"Another creature of questionable intent --"

"The only creatures of questionable intent here are you three. Let me up! That's an order!"

"Very well, O'Neill," said Teal'c, releasing him.

Shaking his head, Jack sat up, pushing fronds out of his face. Through the viewfinder, Daniel saw Jack's eyes widen as he grasped the fact that the camera was pointed right at him.

"Daniel! Stop pointing that thing at me! Daniel... Carter. Carter, stop him. That's an order, Major!"

"Of course, sir," said Sam. Politely, she turned to Daniel. "Daniel? The Colonel says you should stop pointing that 'thing' at him."

"Thing? What thing?" asked Daniel. "As a linguist, I find that referential to be woefully allusive."

"I'll give you something to be woeful about," declared Jack, disappearing partially from the viewfinder as he began to rise. He dropped back down into focus with a cry of pain. The zoom-mode allowed Daniel to fully appreciate the agonised twist on his friend's face.

"Jack!" Daniel dropped his camera hand to his side. "Jack, are you okay?"

"My knee," said Jack, wincing.

Daniel and Sam cast anxious glances at each other, before they both bounded into the blue and green sea.

"Not the knee," said Sam.

"Beating, stabbing, shooting, but not the knee," said Daniel.

"Janet's going to kill us."

"Oh yeah."