figs_sg1_rec: (janet napoleon)
figs_sg1_rec ([personal profile] figs_sg1_rec) wrote2011-02-21 07:03 pm

Breathe, Damn It! by Holdoutrout (PG)

Rec Category: Crossover
Categories: Janet, Teal'c, humor
Warnings: crossover with ER (sort of)
Author on LJ: [personal profile] holdouttrout
Author's Website: Linguistic Prostitution
Link: Breathe, Damn It!

Why This Must Be Read: In this hilarious fic, Teal'c and Janet cheerfully skewer ER offworld in front of natives who are convinced that the show is a comedic parody. Deadpan Teal'c, wicked Janet, video-wielding Sam, bemused Jack, and amused Daniel all add up to make this an absolute delight!


Teal'c paused in his ministrations. "I command you to inhale," he said.