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Rec Category: Teal'c and Vala friendship
Categories: Teal'c, Vala, episode related, humor, team
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: [personal profile] holdouttrout
Author's Website: Linguistic Prostitution
Link: Jester's Silence

Why This Must Be Read: Fifty years on a ship. Escalating prank war between Vala and Teal'c.

Sheer glee, with added teamy goodness!

...What? You're still here? :)


A few days later, Vala was sixteen minutes later to breakfast than usual.

"I need movers," she announced.

"What's wrong with where you are now?" Cam asked.

"I liked my old room just fine," she said. "Last night, all of my possessions mysteriously found their way exactly one floor below it."

"Where were you?" Daniel said.

"Asleep."

"Wait...someone moved all the stuff in your room, to a different room, while you were asleep?" Sam said. "That's..."

Cam grinned, "Really, really sneaky."

Sam looked thoughtful. "Maybe we can just beam it all back?"

"Better than moving all that crap by hand," Cam muttered.

They all moved to the control room. Sam sat in front of the computer and typed in a few commands. She gave a little start. "Someone already programmed this--" he head whipped up, but not at Teal'c, and her fingers were already moving over the keys.

"What?" Vala said, crowding around her. "Does it say who?"

Sam typed another sequence and shook her head just a little too quickly. "No, sorry."

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